Faith No More’s iconic front man Mike Patton turned 42 today. Given that Mike is one of the most deified figures in rock music today I’ll eschew a lengthy career hagiography but here is our by now traditional tribute celebrating rock’s finest vocalist in video and in his own words.
Unfortunately, I get error messages publishing this so I’ve split it in two. This is the text and the video comes in part 2.
On Faith No More 1.0:
“In Mr. Bungle, it’s more like a family thing, more like incest. It’s not such an employee kind of thing. In FNM, I kind of get the sense that it is more like five separate jobs that need to be done. There’s a ‘we’ in Mr. Bungle. In FNM there’s not really one collective ‘it’.”
Faces magazine 1990
“We just didn’t lie to each other. We were one of the few bands that told it as it was. If I was mad at Jim (Martin, former guitarist), I’d call him an asshole in front of everyone. If he was mad at us, he’d call us assholes. That’s just the way we were. We didn’t give the press a whole lot of angles, so maybe that’s why they all had to work on us. It was never what it was made out to be.”
Kerrang 1999
“I have almost completely great memories. It was a lot of fun and a great experience. But to be honest I don’t reflect that much. I still got too much to look forward to and I’m always working on something. I was pretty young so it was cool to be able to travel the world and discover.”
Hobothrashcan 2007
On lyrics/songwriting:
“They come from my head, my ass, my toilet, my pillow, places like that.”
“I think that too many people think too much about my lyrics. I am more a person who works with the sound of a word than with its meaning. Often I just choose the words because of the rhythm not because of the meaning.”
From old.fnm.com FAQ
On touring:
“Touring takes over your life. On the road, you have a lot of unsupervised time. There are perils: the drinking, the dope and the diseases, but we’ve done all right. We’re adults. We all live in a real sober fashion. Sure, there’s a toll taken by the physical exertion of playing music. We give up our bodies every night. But there’s no greater high than being on stage.”
San Francisco Chronicle 1995
On the rock n’ roll lifestyle:
[The infamous hairdryer quote]
When I was staying in a hotel room once, I took a shit, rolled it into a ball and put it in the hair dryer so that the next guest to dry their hair would get hot shit in their face. Ain’t that rock n’ roll? I do hope rock stars are a dying breed. People love to lap them up — you know how something always tastes better if you swallow it quickly.’
(The quote is sourced from a lengthy interview on Stefan Negele’s gig database and was by Amy Raphael but I have no information on which publication except that it was probably UK-based)
“I talk so much about masturbation in interviews because I go on the defensive as soon as journalists start asking about groupies. It’s much easier relating to yourself on tour than it is to someone you’ve just met. Maybe I should say I’ve grown beyond it and now I’m into farm animals. Too many journalists still believe the rock n’roll myth. From my side it’s definitely not like that. A lot of bands are doing it, but they must have had insecure childhoods — maybe their parents dropped them on their heads.”
From the same interview.
On groupies:
“All these girls screaming and wanting to sleep with me, it’s go nothing to do with sex. It’s like vampirism. I’m their transfusion. It’s not erotic or sexual, it’s cartoonish.”
Spin magazine 1990
On fame:
“I’m uncomfortable with being a pop star. When you walk down the street and people yell at you and try to grab your hair, it’s not natural. We were doing an in-store appearance and someone grabbed my hat right off my head. That’s not right. You don’t do that to someone walking down the street, so why do that to me? And I lost it. Threw hot coffee in his face. He gave me my hat back.”
Same interview
On writing an autobiography:
“I’ve got nothing to say. I do my talking with the music. I’m really not even a very good interview. I don’t enjoy talking about myself very much. If someone wanted to write something, that is fine. But I would kindly ask them to leave me out of it.”
Awesome Movieweb interview from 2007
On his Ipecac record label:
“I wanted to have more control and say over my own records plus I knew so many bands that needed an honest label. My manager Greg and I did it in 1999 as a way to release Fantômas, Maldoror and the Melvins. We did not expect it to turn into a real label. It has been a lot of work but very rewarding.”
Blogcritics 2006
On his prolific input:
“It is not about success or failure. It is what I do. I’m a musician. I love creating music and my tastes vary. Why limit oneself as an artist. That would be like painting the same kind of painting everytime or making the same kind of movie. I like to work and challenge myself. I’ll slow down someday, I’m sure.”
Same interview
On his friendship with Danny de Vito:
“Danny is great. He is a multi talented renegade artist who is completely immersed in everything he does. He is also a great father. We met at a Fantômas show at Coachella. His son turned him on to my music. We instantly bonded. Nothing very funny.
It was cool that he was watching our set while all these celebrities were at the other side of the festival watching Coldplay. We had drinks and kidnapped him into our trailer. I think people think it is funny that we are friends. But it makes perfect sense to me. Much respect to brother D!”
Same interview
On a FNM reunion (in 2008):
“There’s some guys in the band who would love to do that and then there’s me. Everyone understands where I’m coming from and generally I think they agree. But every 3-4-5 years some brain surgeon in Scotland has an idea, some Svengali who thinks he can change the world, comes with a briefcase full of cash and makes a crazy offer. And it’s not easy to go, ‘eh, fuck it.’ It would be very easy for some of us to rehearse for a couple of days, smile and cash the check. I’m not at that point. I got enough things to worry about, enough problems and enough things on my plate. Maybe if he comes with two briefcases full of money… (laughs)”
Stereo Warning
On the reunion in 2009:
“There was an offer for some shows in Europe. I thought it was a good moment and ended up agreeing. In the first rehearsal, I was late and I didn’t manage to enter the studio. I sat outside on the floor and listened to the band playing. The sound was very good, I felt I would be comfortable singing those songs again. And now we are here. We already played about 40 shows, and we are all happy.”
O Globo (2009)
On scoring films/movies and the future:
“It’s a new challenge and something that’s been a part of my musical language for a while, so I think that I can handle it. Again, it’s all about finding a director who might want to take a chance on someone like me, and those are pretty few and far between. So far what little scoring work I’ve gotten has been through friends. And that’s wonderful because so far I’ve been able to do exactly what I’ve wanted. Who knows where it’ll lead? But it is definitely something that I’d like to do more of. I’m getting up there. I’m, like, 40 now, and I definitely see a light at the end of my touring tunnel, so to speak. And right now, my livelihood is kind of going out and playing a show in Serbia or playing a festival in Amsterdam—I’m going in a couple days. So, looking in the crystal ball, film’s going to be a really nice way of getting to stay at home a little more and still be very creative and busy.”
The AV Club 2008
On a new record:
“We haven’t discarded that completely, but we are not thinking about composing. We don’t want to be like those bands that stay years apart, then return and release a horrible record.”
O Globo 2009
On FNM future:
We are not Starbuck’s, that are in every corner. If you want to see us, it is better go this time, because we don’t know if there will be another one, certainly not in another 10 years. So far we have shows booked until February, and maybe that will be it. The curious fact is that we didn’t have many offers to play in the USA.
O Globo 2009
I disovered you yesterday after all this time xxxooo
Mikey!
I am a musician who needs a job. Funny, right? My influences are Zappa/ Keneally/ Vai/ fnm/ and so forth, ad nauseum. I am hoping that you have the balls to contact me to audition for your group or label. I’m not normal and have no references. We should talk.
Joey
P.S I’m very shy.
–better late than never–
Mike Patton is always an inspiration! Take care, wish Mike all the best, all the fun and creativeness and PLEEEEASE do come to Ukraine because we had to go to Russia (St.Petersbourg) to see FNM live 🙂 IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING!!! The real thing!
one of the million(s) of fans who’ve tried to get our own music to your ear 🙂
@Agata : rózniez pozdrawiam 🙂
Happy Birthday Mike!!!! Pozdrowienia dla dziewczyn z Polski 🙂
Mike Yavrum,
Daha nice dogum gunleri kutlarsin, guzel muzikler yaparsin insallah.
Auperim,
N.
@Emilia .. Zgadzam sie w 100% Greetings from Poland and a bottle of Żubrówka 😉
Happy Birthday Fucker 🙂
Happy Birthday Mike! All the best from Hungary!!!
Thanx for posting, and of course HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKE!! The world would be dull without him 🙂
feliz cumpleaños viejo!
Yoohoo !! Happy Birthday Mike !!! Best wishes from France !!
Gosh, I’m so excited about birthday and this one is quite special !! Plus, I’ve learned that Mozart was born also a January 27th, so it must be fate hahahahaha 😀
I’m writing right now an article in my own blog about it, not crazy stuff, just gonzo journalism !!
Wow! That was great. Just spent the last 45 minutes at work reading/watching this. My boss thanks you. Happy Birthday Mike! You’re the best 🙂
Niedawno zdałam sobie sprawę, że Mike jest przewodnikiem mojego muzycznego świata właściwie od najwcześniejszych ” świadomych” momentów mojego życia.
Teraz jest tez moim uzależnieniem:) Sto lat Mike! Greetings from Cracow,Poland
Happy B-Day Mike! Best wishes from Poland!
Firsa – to be honest, she was kinda psychic lol 🙂 it’s been a weird day.
“…I was told today that it’s no accident that I’ve felt more drawn to his music over the last few months, this by someone who doesn’t even know who Patton is…”
Wanderlusting did you see a psychic or wut? If so, you should have just paid me and I would have told you the same thing!
We may be a tad bit biased, but I think a lot of people would “get it”, depending on the medium (pardon the lame unintended pun). Some of his craziest work is the voicework for Left4Dead, and all the kids seem to love it. In fact if it weren’t for L4D, I probably wouldn’t be here spamming this forum – it made me rediscover the band 😉
Anyway it will be quite a while out here before Patton hits 42 – but I will take this opportunity to wish him the best, may he find the questions for all of his answers this year!
I’ve read quite a few Happy Bday Mike Patton posts so far (even though he’s technically still 41 here for a few more hours) and this is the best yet. Outstanding collection of quotes here, great post A.
I was told today that it’s no accident that I’ve felt more drawn to his music over the last few months, this by someone who doesn’t even know who Patton is, but that I’m drawn by his honesty, weirdness and boldness. Qualties that I too have and need to embrace. His voice and music is his instrument and though it’s often in a tone most “normal” people don’t understand, it’s his outlet, his expression and I am proud to not only “get it” but love it too.
You always do a great job!!!
And happy birthday, Mike P.
Happy Birthday Mike! I have just gotten my birthday celebration done cos’ i was born on Jan 26th..
So, God bless you and all the best!
Faith No More and you (and of course all your solo projects) are the best things that happened to me in music! Incredible music and feelings you have given me since 1992 when i first listened your music.
Happy Birthday again and please be back in Romania with Billy, Puff, Roddy and Jon!